Dylan Hunter

For anyone who’s tried to register a name, (pretty much _any_ name) on the Web in oh… the last several years… You thought it was bad, you thought it was nigh unto hopeless, (i.e. the domain squatters took them all) well, you were right.

That’s it, 7RG8.com for me, Baby, (and see that, you squatter spiders - there’re folks writing about that and EIYK.com - you better get those registered right now, so that when I click on that “why am I seeing this page?” link, you can tell me that you’ll let me have them for the bargain basement price of $50k each).

And you thought it was tough coming up with a name for a razor….